Aught he has to know it with.

 

"New Zealand Launches Hookup Airways"

Register on the website and you can look for love in categories that include American boyfriend, Canadian girlfriend, Kiwi friend, and, our favorite, “business contact. The airline says 75 people have signed up. They’re about evenly split between North Americans and Kiwis. Men and women are also equally represented. Air New Zealand hopes passengers will be in a romantic mood just thinking about their destination.

What's worse, sharing a 13 hour flight with an awkward stranger who thinks you two ought to be soul mates, or finding out your soul mate lives in New Zealand? Love conquers all, but I don't know too many successful long-distance relationships that span the Pacific Ocean. Of course, you could just have sex. Who doesn't look/smell better after a 13 hour flight?

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Jesse V, large and in charge

Jesse Ventura on Larry King:

Jesse Ventura: I would prosecute every person who was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it, I would prosecute the people that ordered it, because torture is against the law.”

Larry King: You were a Navy S.E.A.L.

Jesse Ventura: Yes, and I was waterboarded [in training] so I know…It is torture…I’ll put it to you this way: You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

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Poor ASU

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Ha, Pooh. (Or the sound a pig makes when it sneezes.)

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NL efficiency, 5/4/09

Latest effiiciency data and motion chart here. Bad week for the Mets. Oliver Perez was demoted to the bullpen, and the bullpen let a couple of victories slip away, offsetting continued improvement in offensive efficiency. Now estimating that Mets have third most-losses due to inefficiencies, behind Nationals and Rockies.

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Her first album was good, this one's better

Actor - St. Vincent

Seems rather like what the movie Revolutionary Road would sound like as an album ... yearning, domestic violence, discontent.

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Idiotic Fox business channel anchor doesn't understand "risk"

Cornell economist Robert Frank takes the uncontroversial position that any personal economic success involves some luck. I don't see how this could possibly be controversial, since making it through any given day takes some luck. But Stuart Varney, anchor, is insulted and outraged at the suggestion that it wasn't his talent and hard-work that got him his high-paying job. Then comes this bit, at the 1:47 mark:

That's outrageous. That is outrageous. What about the risk I took? .. Do you know what level of risk is required for this level of success?!

Stuart Varney decides that his strongest argument in contending that luck was not involved in his success is to ... contend that luck was involved in his success. Risk by its very nature involves luck. Sure, there are good risks and bad risks, and he might have taken only good ones, but with every risk there is a chance of losing. Even if he took only good risks, say gambles where the chances are 95% of winning and winning each is needed to "be successful," after 5 of those gambles, he only has a 77% chance of being successful. If, as he says, he was constantly taking risks early in his career, we can reasonably assume that the probability of his having won all those gambles he was taking is pretty small. But he's successful, despite all of his risky behavior. Lucky him.

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See, Product(Red) does help people

In Uganda.

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Measuring efficiency in the NL, again

The motion chart/data set I've been working on is now at steady-state. I'll try to update this every Monday, not because you care, but because I'm curious about what this will look like. There are a lot of ways to figure out how well a team ought to be doing, and this method is by no means as straightforward as the simple Pythagorean theorem method based on runs scored versus runs allowed. But it does make for some very pretty pictures, and some estimates of losses due to offense versus pitching/defense (assuming all teams' have around the same variance in runs scored from game to game). There's a walkthrough in the second tab that takes you through some potentially interesting views of the data.

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Swine flu -- now and later

When I first heard news about swine flu, I asked my girlfriend, a medical student, if I should be worried. Having just returned from Uganda where she had worked in a hospital where a resident on call could check in over 60 patients in an evening only to see all but a handful pass away before the end of that call shift, she responded with a simple, "No." Seeking a second opinion, and still worried, I found this blog, written by a Columbia University virologist. He argues that the seasonality of flu transmission will reduce the spread of infection in the northern hemisphere while tending to exacerbate it in the southern over the next few months. Apparently, flu is much harder to transmit in the hot weather of summer, creating, perhaps, the first summer where New Yorkers can be thankful for their steam bath of a city. From the blog:

Q: Should this be considered a prime candidate for next winters flu season?

A: It depends on what happens in the southern hemisphere. In the next week or two we will know whether A/California/07/2009 (H1N1) spreads in the lower half of the globe and causes epidemics of disease. If it does, then it is highly likely that the virus will return here in the fall. If the virus fails to spread, then everyone can go back to worrying about H5N1.

Luckily for us, if H1N1 becomes a deadly epidemic in the southern hemisphere, we may have just enough time to produce a working vaccine by the time it attacks the northern hemisphere in force as temperatures drop. So I'm less worried now than I was, but still feel the urge to make swine flu jokes about once an hour -- a real indication of anxiety. 



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